tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post4293962326553528116..comments2024-03-24T02:21:43.397-07:00Comments on It's an Average Life: COCKTAIL HOURAverage Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05171277050030497007noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-91448636804730069152010-10-01T09:14:10.605-07:002010-10-01T09:14:10.605-07:00Came by waaayyy too late, but I'll be sure to ...Came by waaayyy too late, but I'll be sure to check in more often, even if it means clearing my schedule of surgical procedures, best friends weddings and Church! (not that I've been in a very long time, but I wanted to convey the seriousness of what I'd give up to be at your next cocktail party!)<br /><br />Reading everyone's comments and especially their confessions made my day! (Eva, you naughty girl!) Laughed out loud and possibly peed my pants once or twice. Just try to have some good vodka and an industrial jar of green olives around because I like my martini's verrry dirty! Filthy might be a better word...<br /><br />Is noon (hic!) too early to (Brrrupp!, scuse me) get my buzz on?<br /><br />Luv MrthraMarthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14661462733208550591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-65165715211952461402010-09-29T17:29:22.576-07:002010-09-29T17:29:22.576-07:00Looks like I missed happy hour too---no worries, I...Looks like I missed happy hour too---no worries, I have a "stash" around the house.<br />slurp, gulp....ok, so 3 things eh<br /><br />I have 2 tatoos<br />If I were Gweniever...I'd negotiate to keep BOTH the KING and Sir. Lancelot....<br />I want to learn to do a striptease.<br />shhhh....burp, maybe I shouldn't have said that.wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13619293936418976914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-27442311438608475162010-09-29T14:26:00.009-07:002010-09-29T14:26:00.009-07:00Oh how I love a Wedding Cake Martini!!! Let's ...Oh how I love a Wedding Cake Martini!!! Let's see....1. I LOVE rap music especially Snoop Dogg 2. I dip just about everything in Ketchup including green beans & rice but not scrambled eggs. 3. I really really wish I could be a DebutanteTracihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05394041890043330124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-24771532701341145272010-09-29T13:14:10.019-07:002010-09-29T13:14:10.019-07:00So I have to ask if you watched "A Single Man...So I have to ask if you watched "A Single Man"...'cause there's an extended scene with Colin Firth skinny-dipping in it.Joytihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06704064690267281149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-475061421777182302010-09-29T10:07:32.053-07:002010-09-29T10:07:32.053-07:00Was that you??? I thought my dog had an accident....Was that you??? I thought my dog had an accident... LOLAverage Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05171277050030497007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-24023179489895849612010-09-29T09:36:22.501-07:002010-09-29T09:36:22.501-07:00It's the morning after hangover greasy burger ...It's the morning after hangover greasy burger time here! I am reflecting on our drunken escapades:<br /><br />1. I think I remember us downing a whole box of twinkies last night.<br />2. Did you grab my boob?<br />3. I think I might have peed a little on your floor.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07170860530393937884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-86605290221432981492010-09-29T04:55:24.188-07:002010-09-29T04:55:24.188-07:00I'm a bit late to the party, but here goes my ...I'm a bit late to the party, but here goes my three little thingees:<br /><br />1. I will eat a whole bag of tootsie rolls non-stop, even if I feel sick. <br />2. I am an end-reader. I will always flip to the end and read it after about 50 pages of a book. <br />3. I always yell at myself in my head whenever I start a race--"what the #@% are you doing?!"Sue G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06796747936772028681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-25988386507827746302010-09-28T23:12:40.302-07:002010-09-28T23:12:40.302-07:00You are a silly girl aren't you - but then aga...You are a silly girl aren't you - but then again is this TRUTH or FICTION! What I really want to know is did you ever cool down at work today?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-56136601176325367852010-09-28T21:19:31.129-07:002010-09-28T21:19:31.129-07:00Oh darn. I missed happy hour...sigh..i'll hav...Oh darn. I missed happy hour...sigh..i'll have to wait until next week...booCinderitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08956914407883027586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-31903078592644476212010-09-28T21:13:05.555-07:002010-09-28T21:13:05.555-07:00LOL.... No Eva... you have not said too much!!! Hi...LOL.... No Eva... you have not said too much!!! Hilarious!Average Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05171277050030497007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-19456504305121625092010-09-28T20:36:26.283-07:002010-09-28T20:36:26.283-07:00I'm sorry...I have to post another comment as ...I'm sorry...I have to post another comment as the Eva Gallant three crazy things had me laughing so hard I fell off my chair and rolled across the floor.Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11506141901518297798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-82553647877028317372010-09-28T20:24:23.008-07:002010-09-28T20:24:23.008-07:00Am I too late? Is there any Di Sorrano left? Ski...Am I too late? Is there any Di Sorrano left? Skip the rocks. Three crazy things?<br /><br />I once owned a 216 pound Newfoundland Dog.<br />I can be mistaken for drunk when I've had too much caffeine.<br />I was once in a threesome, with another woman and a man............years and years ago.<br />Have I said too much?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-91699210215877964442010-09-28T19:14:53.560-07:002010-09-28T19:14:53.560-07:00You guys are the greatest.... Thanks for being a p...You guys are the greatest.... Thanks for being a part of my cocktail hour!!! xxooAverage Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05171277050030497007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-55985659318557585852010-09-28T19:14:13.608-07:002010-09-28T19:14:13.608-07:00Oh wait, I have another!
When I was a teenager I ...Oh wait, I have another!<br /><br />When I was a teenager I watched all the coolest shows to stalk THE DADS/Older dudes. For instance: <br />I watched Top Gun 20,000 or so times to watch Tom Skerrit while everyone else was checking out Val and Tom. <br /><br />I used to watch My So-Called Life, for the dad.<br /><br />I used to watch the show Thirty-Something to check out Ken Olin.<br /><br />Now, I watch Friday Night Lights to check out the younger dudes, in particular RIGGINS!Misti of Studio M Designshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00989487170698114089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-46703119716236542562010-09-28T19:01:12.274-07:002010-09-28T19:01:12.274-07:00Adorable post!
Hmm...well, I love Juicy Couture ...Adorable post! <br /><br />Hmm...well, I love Juicy Couture undies--most comfortable ever. <br /><br />I have a thing for soda that I'm trying to break...did I mention I haven't had any soda in 48 hours. *Sitting on hands to keep from grabbing a nice cold coca-cola...yummy...starting to get up...soda is calling...NO! Stop! Sit down! *Sitting back down, thoroughly p'od*<br /><br />I've been having a love affair with Marc Jacobs...well, with his handbags anyway. <br /><br /><br />And, um, I have the hots for Colin Firth as well...Mr. Darcy--yum infinity. <br /><br />I gave you an award! See my blog for details. :)The Frisky Virginhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03782384806427143829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-58825882253924412782010-09-28T18:46:15.564-07:002010-09-28T18:46:15.564-07:00Hmmm...let me see...which 3 are more interesting?
...Hmmm...let me see...which 3 are more interesting?<br />1. I confess that I buy wine by the box, because my husband and I can whip through two bottles of wine in one night, so we buy 2 boxes at a time and hide them in a closet while the kids are at school, because I feel like an awful parent having alcohol in front of the kids. Oh, yeah...we never buy it when they are with us either, so we are like spies picking the most appropriate time to hide out at the grocery store. That's usually right after I drop them off at school in the morning. Yep, the folks at the store get a kick out of that!<br /><br />2. I could wipe out a massive bag of fried cheese sticks on any day, at any given time, so long as I have a massive jar of marinara sauce to drench them in.<br /><br />3. I couldn't live without Facebook, and I have been kicked off twice. Yes, you read that right. TWICE. Both times the message read something to the tune of: the speed and frequency of my comments are construed as spam. Nowadays I try to wait a few seconds before making any return comments.<br /><br />I have so much more, but for now, I'll leave it at that. Time to watch TV and have a box of wine! *BURP*<br /><br />~MistiMisti of Studio M Designshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00989487170698114089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-31082434161426349032010-09-28T18:46:08.528-07:002010-09-28T18:46:08.528-07:00Yay!! I need a cocktail..mind if I try one of your...Yay!! I need a cocktail..mind if I try one of your chocolate martinis?<br />1. Very interesting flavor..another one please:) I dance with my dog every morning to a tune I made up. Drives everyone except the dog crazy.<br />2. I'm crazy as a loon so I can pretty much get away with things most people can't<br />3. Fall is here, the trees are dappled with sunlight and the streets with the shadows of the trees...oops, I am tipsy, better quit now.<br />Thank you, kind hostess Tracy, it was a lovely cocktail hour. Please invite me again! I'll bring the appetizers. If I stay any longer, I might fall asleep on your floor. I'm known to do that, you know.deborahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02462551016440715970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-9591682479708516702010-09-28T18:26:16.907-07:002010-09-28T18:26:16.907-07:00Now I KNOW we share a special bond Tracy! Just bac...Now I KNOW we share a special bond Tracy! Just back from the most amazing dinner of my life... with the yummiest cocktails... and LOOK!... The party's still going! Woo hooo!!! Glad I poured myself some wine before joining the party... So lets see what confessions it inspires... Hmmm:<br /><br />1. When I was a kid, I had a crush on "Spock"<br /><br />Umm... maybe that one's enough all by itself!!<br /><br />Ok, well... and I'm going through a 'sensuality awakening' (among other awakenings) in my lfe these days... oh sure Tamara... just let it ALLL hang out... Better leave this comment under another name!!... Not sure if it's a '40s thing' or a 'lost weight' thing... probably both. But girls... Coulda been a "When Harry Met Sally Moment" at dinner tonight when I tried Warmed Spiced Olives for the first time. LOL... Ok... and THAT had better just do it for my drunken confessions... at least until the next cocktail hour at Tracy's!!Tamara, Freyja's Jewelshttp://www.freyjasjewels.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-3804786961940058352010-09-28T18:25:16.417-07:002010-09-28T18:25:16.417-07:00Hmmmm....I have had a couple of glasses of wine to...Hmmmm....I have had a couple of glasses of wine tonight.....lemmesee....<br />1. Yes...parenting is all good and very hard too. NOT for the fainthearted. Talked to my college freshman tonight and found out something I wish I hadn't....<br />2. I used to think Tom Selleck was the most beautiful man...but now...well, he's kinda old.<br />3. Sure, I talk to myself. I also have full blown conversations with the dog, with me speaking both sides of the conversation, which do often escalate into an argument of sorts, or a series of remonstrations.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-44567499560139206582010-09-28T18:19:20.425-07:002010-09-28T18:19:20.425-07:00Have you been singing tonight Alex... I see a crac...Have you been singing tonight Alex... I see a crack in my wall? LOLAverage Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05171277050030497007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-79144559752216129572010-09-28T18:18:09.618-07:002010-09-28T18:18:09.618-07:00All it takes is some Di Saronno on the rocks and I...All it takes is some Di Saronno on the rocks and I'm a goner, specially when there's lots of Di Saronno a little rocks (pebbles work best..)<br /><br />1. I start dancing with my pooches or anybody else's pooches, if I'm at their house.<br />2. I tell everybody I'm a little tipsy, just in case they couldn't figure it out on their own...<br />3. I fancy myself a singer and bring the house down..literally, even the walls break under the sound stress....<br />I want to do my part to assure the success of this party!!! :)Alessandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12322892477027654637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-22084148889283214772010-09-28T18:11:36.348-07:002010-09-28T18:11:36.348-07:00We'll have to arm wrestle for Colin Firth!!! L...We'll have to arm wrestle for Colin Firth!!! LOLAverage Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05171277050030497007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-49551928399825013372010-09-28T17:41:01.609-07:002010-09-28T17:41:01.609-07:00A little wine goes a long ways with me...hicup!!
s...A little wine goes a long ways with me...hicup!!<br />so sorry.<br />1. I'm with you on Colin Firth. He is so yummy and he has an open invitation into my dreams anytime.<br />2. I love my three cats, but greet the neighbor's cats with a full blast from the garden hose and a little cussing.<br />3. I hate clothes and they start coming off the minute I enter the front door, and we will leave that one at that.<br />Great Party!!!Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11506141901518297798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-73719062721131436132010-09-28T17:24:38.553-07:002010-09-28T17:24:38.553-07:00OMG!!!!! Sherilin! Number 3 almost made me pee my...OMG!!!!! Sherilin! Number 3 almost made me pee my pants, I laughed so hard! Thanks! LOLAverage Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05171277050030497007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-301861562195630494.post-17726883554640409512010-09-28T17:21:48.843-07:002010-09-28T17:21:48.843-07:00let's see...
1. i rarely drink, but when i do,...let's see...<br />1. i rarely drink, but when i do, you can tell i'm heading on over to the tipsy side when my ears turn bright red & i start shaking my hips (and maybe my ta-tas, if i'm way over the line). i'm a way better dancer (in my head) when i'm liquored up.<br /><br />2. i clean houses for a living & while i'm not a snoop, i do get a little kick when i discover something that's not meant for public consumption. like panties hanging from a ceiling fan.<br /><br />3. i have a kitten who's been known on ocassion to mistake the mole on my neck for a nipple & she tries to nurse.SherilinRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10667321154367669653noreply@blogger.com